1 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:29,613 At the end of Qing dynasty, the spiritual boxers were 2 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:33,825 invincible. It was said no weapons could harm them 3 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,745 To please the Empress Dowager, Li Lienyin... 4 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:40,999 assembled Yi W0 soldiers to demonstrate their powers 5 00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:48,465 Your majesty, we can begin 6 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:50,467 Yes 7 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,429 Begin 8 00:01:51,695 --> 00:01:55,740 Show your powers. Begin 9 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:47,954 Rise 10 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,927 Rifles 11 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:48,116 Yes 12 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,633 Fire 13 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:39,037 The robbers have repeatedly 14 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,289 ...pillaged and massacred 15 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,876 Apart from summoning assistance from the counties, 16 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,337 we seek help from civilians... 17 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,881 to bring the robbers to justice 18 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,300 Please note 19 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:54,260 Notice from the security bureau of Lin County 20 00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:56,053 This 2nd day of September 21 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:57,137 It's them again 22 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:58,639 Teacher 23 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:03,561 Teacher 24 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,898 They were are sworn brothers 25 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,275 ...and then separated because of a small rift 26 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,111 They became greedy for money and sex... 27 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,488 and were charged with robbery and murder 28 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:24,081 Thank you, master Zhi Chiang 29 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:24,999 Come... 30 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,254 Come and have some drink 31 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,172 Teacher, you shouldn't drink any more 32 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,966 The Chens will ask us to invoke the spirits soon 33 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,718 What's the hurry? There's still an hour 34 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:36,594 Teacher 35 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:37,512 Stop nagging 36 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,556 Quickly, go and make preparations 37 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:41,599 ...to invoke the spirit 38 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,061 Come...drink 39 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,232 Siu Chien 40 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,526 Be careful not to knock over the sacred object 41 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:53,694 Yes, teacher 42 00:10:54,445 --> 00:10:58,945 Come... 43 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,259 God of the snake 44 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,148 God of the tiger 45 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:41,450 God of the crane 46 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:54,630 God of the leopard 47 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:05,933 God of the dragon 48 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,245 Which room is master Zhi Chiang in? 49 00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:28,665 Over there 50 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,128 Which one is he? 51 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,464 The one who's drunk 52 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,635 These three are all drunk 53 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:42,803 ...who is the master? 54 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,517 One, Two, three, that's the one 55 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,521 Master Zhi, please wake up 56 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,732 Master Zhi, please wake up 57 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:56,693 What should we do? 58 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,819 Wake up 59 00:12:59,070 --> 00:12:59,695 Right... 60 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:02,072 Master Zhi, please wake up 61 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,366 Master 62 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,914 Master Zhi, please wake up 63 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:10,998 This makes me so anxious 64 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:11,874 Master 65 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,292 What should we do? 66 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,128 Teacher 67 00:13:15,378 --> 00:13:19,423 The Chens are waiting for him to invoke the spirits 68 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,967 ...but he is so drunk 69 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,643 Li Taibai is the god of wine 70 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,770 Can't stop drinking once possessed by him 71 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,648 By the time Li leaves he becomes so drunk 72 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,985 I think we'd better go to your place some other time 73 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,196 No way, many people are waiting 74 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:47,326 Little master, you go instead 75 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,995 I can't... 76 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:50,787 I really can't 77 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:51,789 Little master 78 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:55,876 they are inviting you with all sincerity 79 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,712 You ought to help them 80 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,840 I'll take care of your teacher 81 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,136 Right 82 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,263 Don't turn them down 83 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,723 Come on, accept the invitation 84 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:09,473 Go on 85 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,641 Help us just this once 86 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,351 Okay...I'll go and get the stuff 87 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,228 Okay...go 88 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,163 All the spirits in heaven, monkey god 89 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:37,873 come and help me 90 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:53,434 Teacher, your inebriety has really got me into trouble 91 00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:58,310 May the high Gods descend upon me 92 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,179 The monkey god 93 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:34,766 The monkey god... 94 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:05,840 You are head of the household 95 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:07,340 why are you not courteous to me? 96 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,555 L...beg your blessings 97 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,559 You... 98 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:31,239 lnsolent fool, who are you? 99 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,826 I am Liou Yung, teacher of martial arts 100 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,453 please show me the way 101 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,772 Good... 102 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,958 Listen 103 00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,128 lam... 104 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,340 If you want the Chens to... 105 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,634 enjoy peace, prosperity and health... 106 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:16,053 you must offer incense 107 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,267 Yes... 108 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,686 A feast for master of the ceremony is also required 109 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,147 and yes, don't forget the conveyance allowance 110 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,358 Yes... 111 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,669 Wake him up quickly 112 00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,130 Yes... 113 00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,556 How are you? 114 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:03,517 I'm fine 115 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,185 Which spirit did I invoke? 116 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,563 The monkey god 117 00:19:08,064 --> 00:19:09,106 So it's him 118 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,650 Mr. Chen, you're in luck 119 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,527 The monkey god seldom comes upon us 120 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:15,821 Did he give us any instruction? 121 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:16,947 Yes 122 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,158 He hates it when people disobey his instructions 123 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,911 We'll do accordingly 124 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,250 Quickly, take master to a meal 125 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:31,670 Yes... 126 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,851 Come... 127 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,395 Drink more 128 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:52,357 Eat more... 129 00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:54,985 What else did the monkey god say? 130 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,783 He said we must give you... 131 00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,410 a handsome amount of money 132 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:05,245 No, I can't take it 133 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:07,789 No? 134 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:12,169 But as the god has instructed this 135 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,504 I must accept it 136 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,215 If we disobey the god 137 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,384 ...we will suffer disaster 138 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,053 That's right 139 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:27,643 But we are poor... 140 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,728 and can't afford a lot of money 141 00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,271 Anything will do, just give it here 142 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,914 Don't move...go... 143 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,708 This is a sacrosanct object, don't touch it 144 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,335 Damn! 145 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,173 Master Liou, it's not your fault 146 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,257 We know you have good kung fu 147 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,510 but you can't fight with the monkey god 148 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,932 Master Liou, he can invoke the spirits 149 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,352 His kung fu is sort of divine 150 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:13,897 Yes, only the spirits can make him immune to weapons 151 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:14,940 That's right 152 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,152 Mr Liou, this is a sacred object, you can't touch it 153 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,488 I'm just taking a look 154 00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,877 It's real 155 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:43,259 It's also very sharp indeed 156 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,471 With this spiritual boxing 157 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,889 ...our own kung fu is useless 158 00:21:56,357 --> 00:21:57,232 Look 159 00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:01,320 What's the matter? 160 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,029 What's happening? 161 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,581 It's made of wood 162 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,375 Made of wood? 163 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:18,169 Only the tip of the sword is real 164 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,423 It's phony?! 165 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:25,469 Don't go yet... 166 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,764 Quickly 167 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,391 Grab him, he's a cheat 168 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,936 Who is a cheat? 169 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:36,438 What happened? 170 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,566 Grab him 171 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,486 What are you doing? 172 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,572 Don't be rude to master Siu 173 00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,032 We've all been fooled by him 174 00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,783 He doesn't know any spiritual boxing 175 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:55,165 Who says I don't, you all saw with your eyes 176 00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:56,708 I am invincible 177 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:58,710 Invincible? 178 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,630 The sword he used was a fake 179 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,341 A fake? 180 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:09,680 Is that true? 181 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:18,730 Grab him 182 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:35,538 I am the monkey god 183 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,216 He is still trying to frighten us 184 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:06,941 I am Bau Gung, kneel down 185 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,364 Damn you 186 00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:10,406 What are you doing? 187 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:19,208 I am the Zijin; whoever dares stop me, dies 188 00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,048 The god of wealth is here 189 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,975 Master Liou, why have you given up the chase? 190 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,352 I... 191 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,273 Suddenly I... 192 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:45,776 My leg hurts 193 00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:49,321 He must know some kung fu... 194 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:05,420 It seems the god of wealth is the most powerful 195 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:08,507 He's back 196 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:13,971 You are Siu Chien? 197 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,305 Yes, you are... 198 00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,808 Master Zhi Chiang is in the police station 199 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:19,143 Follow us 200 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:21,853 But we haven't committed any crime 201 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:23,897 I think you are all mistaken 202 00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:25,023 Stop grumbling, let's go 203 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:28,151 Wait, alright I'll come along 204 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,695 There's something in the room I must get 205 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,409 I am not going anywhere 206 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:37,118 Excuse me, the noodles are here 207 00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:42,207 Damn 208 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,892 You thief, you little bastard 209 00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:43,518 I've got you this time 210 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:44,644 I know it's you 211 00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,563 You stole my bun, give it here 212 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:48,398 Give the bun back to me 213 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:49,399 Damn 214 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,779 Look at the mess 215 00:26:57,699 --> 00:26:58,658 This makes me so mad! 216 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,994 I'll kill you, little bastard 217 00:27:01,912 --> 00:27:02,454 Stop hitting 218 00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:05,540 I'll not spare him 219 00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:09,836 You have so many buns 220 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,797 what's the big deal if he has one or two? 221 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,428 If you're so kind then pay for him 222 00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,725 No problem, how much? 223 00:27:27,688 --> 00:27:29,439 I don't know how many buns 224 00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:30,857 ...he has stolen from us 225 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,777 I'll charge you 6O cents 226 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:35,695 6O cents? 227 00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:38,406 Look 228 00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:41,952 5 buns costs 10 cents 229 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:42,953 That's right 230 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,790 Can this little fellow 231 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,541 ...eat 3O buns? 232 00:27:48,750 --> 00:27:50,960 I can, I can even eat 300 buns 233 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:53,713 So? 234 00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:01,929 Alright, 6O cents it will be 235 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:08,145 Don't go yet, you had a bowl of noodles 236 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:09,938 ...you owe a dollar twenty 237 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,399 A dollar and twenty? 238 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,985 That's right 239 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:20,990 That's what a bowl of noodles costs 240 00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:25,579 Pay UP 241 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:29,749 A dollar and twenty 242 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:32,418 Didn't I give you 6O cents just now? 243 00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:33,086 Yes 244 00:28:34,171 --> 00:28:36,423 But that's for the buns the little bastard stole 245 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,552 Well, you have all the say 246 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:43,305 I should give you a dollar and twenty 247 00:28:43,513 --> 00:28:44,847 That's right 248 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:46,390 Put it on my account... 249 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,767 and I'll settle it some other day 250 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:49,310 Don't go, stop 251 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,901 You tore my clothes 252 00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:59,195 Very valuable I'd say 253 00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,406 How will you compensate me? 254 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:05,076 Damn you, you want to blackmail me 255 00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:06,661 This doesn't look valuable at all 256 00:29:10,707 --> 00:29:13,835 I am wasting time with you 257 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:18,631 This garment cannot be penetrated by any weapon 258 00:29:24,888 --> 00:29:27,473 Knife... 259 00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:03,756 This... 260 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:05,219 See? 261 00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,889 Can I hack you? 262 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:09,724 No... 263 00:30:11,435 --> 00:30:12,853 You needn't pay much 264 00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:22,612 Just 6O cents 265 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:20,336 Why do you follow me 266 00:31:20,962 --> 00:31:22,129 ...like a ghost? 267 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:24,674 It's going to rain, go home 268 00:31:25,342 --> 00:31:26,384 Let me tell you; 269 00:31:26,593 --> 00:31:28,678 Although I've got that 60 cents, 270 00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:30,388 it won't take long... 271 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,807 before they're gone, and I'll have to go stealing 272 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:52,118 Stop fooling around or I'll kill you 273 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:23,858 Look at him... 274 00:32:45,881 --> 00:32:49,092 I'm the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea 275 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:50,552 You dare bully me? 276 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,391 What nonsense! Just joking 277 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,893 Let me ask the god of the rain here 278 00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:00,520 ...to make a heavy rain 279 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:03,189 Then you'll know how great I am 280 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:24,794 It's raining... 281 00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:41,974 It's raining...go 282 00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:23,644 Awhile back it was sunny! 283 00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:25,771 How come it's raining all of a sudden? 284 00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:27,107 It's too much! 285 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,694 Strange indeed 286 00:34:31,361 --> 00:34:32,362 He's the incarnated Dragon King of the Sea 287 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:35,323 As soon as he jumps into water, there's thunder; 288 00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:38,326 Followed by heavy rain 289 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:49,087 Master Liou 290 00:34:49,671 --> 00:34:50,546 Have you settled the accounts yet? 291 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:51,338 Yes 292 00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:58,471 Something strange happened 293 00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:01,266 There's a rumour about an apparition of the Sea-God 294 00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:03,560 Rubbish 295 00:35:05,395 --> 00:35:06,479 It's true 296 00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:08,481 There's a guy in the noodle store 297 00:35:08,690 --> 00:35:10,608 ...about 2O years old 298 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:11,943 who cannot be wounded by any weapon 299 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:17,531 He called himself the Dragon King of Eastern sea 300 00:35:17,741 --> 00:35:18,616 He disappeared in the water and after he jumped into it 301 00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:22,161 ...then it started to rain 302 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:28,126 Nothing special. It rains around this time of the year 303 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,544 But he's not wounded by the knife 304 00:35:30,754 --> 00:35:33,131 A lot of people witnessed that 305 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:03,119 I beg you...have mercy... 306 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:05,163 please leave behind some money 307 00:36:05,372 --> 00:36:07,749 We don't mean not to compensate for it 308 00:36:07,999 --> 00:36:09,041 but... 309 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:09,833 What? 310 00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:12,378 Master Liou said if you do not pay what you owe him 311 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:13,838 ...you'll have to give up the eggs as security 312 00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:17,591 Our loan began at the end of the month 313 00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:18,968 It's not yet a month... 314 00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:20,929 yet you want to take away our eggs! 315 00:36:43,451 --> 00:36:44,618 Please wait 316 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:45,953 Uncle 317 00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:48,330 Half of your eggs are bad 318 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:49,457 You've been cheated 319 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:50,458 How do you know? 320 00:36:50,917 --> 00:36:51,751 Did you get them... 321 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,586 from that couple? 322 00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:55,505 Once you left, they were laughing at you 323 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:02,887 Let me see 324 00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:06,307 Please 325 00:37:07,058 --> 00:37:08,267 Put them down 326 00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:11,729 You... 327 00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:15,149 Don't be angry, can you tell if these eggs are bad? 328 00:37:16,443 --> 00:37:17,569 Yes 329 00:37:27,662 --> 00:37:28,621 This is good 330 00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:38,923 You... 331 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:40,633 This is good too 332 00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:43,928 This one too 333 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:47,890 Alright 334 00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:50,935 What happened? 335 00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:51,769 I don't know 336 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:57,149 Come over and have a look 337 00:37:57,358 --> 00:37:58,067 Good 999 338 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:12,915 They are all good ones 339 00:38:24,552 --> 00:38:25,844 I don't understand 340 00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:29,307 Only one is bad 341 00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:32,852 Put them back 342 00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:36,355 Put them back yourself, I'm busy 343 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:38,732 Come back, don't go 344 00:38:40,276 --> 00:38:41,986 Oh, I almost forgot 345 00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:44,405 You haven't paid me for the eggs 346 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:45,948 Mind your own business 347 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,367 I can't tolerate this, so it becomes my business 348 00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:50,286 If you can't get the money, I'll get it for you 349 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:52,997 Stop moving 350 00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:55,124 Master Liou might be waiting for these eggs 351 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,959 If you break them, you'll be in trouble 352 00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:14,977 What are you laughing at? Stop laughing 353 00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:17,354 No need to stand on ceremony 354 00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:19,357 Thank you 355 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:22,402 Alright 356 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:23,485 That's good 357 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:26,613 Go away 358 00:39:27,824 --> 00:39:28,658 It's him 359 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:30,243 After him 360 00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:34,496 Stand still 361 00:39:35,665 --> 00:39:36,582 Stop running 362 00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:41,378 Stand still... 363 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:50,680 Catch him 364 00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:02,316 Stand still, stop running 365 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:22,336 Did you see a kid... 366 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:23,546 running over? 367 00:40:26,466 --> 00:40:27,592 Awhile ago 368 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:30,260 Chase him 369 00:40:58,915 --> 00:41:01,292 I wasn't chased by others just now 370 00:41:01,501 --> 00:41:02,835 I was just playing hide and seek with them 371 00:41:04,879 --> 00:41:07,882 Right, you are quick in hiding 372 00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:09,925 If you hadn't saved me just now... 373 00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:10,843 Then what? 374 00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:11,969 I'll hit you 375 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,296 Don't hit me, I didn't know you're a girl 376 00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:50,758 If I knew, I wouldn't have caught you 377 00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:20,955 What's the matter? 378 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:24,584 Stop pulling me, this is a costly dress 379 00:42:24,917 --> 00:42:25,792 Costly my foot! 380 00:42:30,465 --> 00:42:31,549 What happened? 381 00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:45,354 You believe it now 382 00:42:45,730 --> 00:42:47,189 Believe that this is costly 383 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:48,148 I don't 384 00:42:55,364 --> 00:42:58,408 We are in the same trade 385 00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:04,832 Put it away, it won't scare me 386 00:43:06,626 --> 00:43:07,251 Real knife 387 00:43:25,728 --> 00:43:27,229 I am master Dat More 388 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:31,024 Mind my Shaolin kung fu 389 00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:44,997 I must teach this guy a lesson today 390 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:50,336 Watch my thunder palm 391 00:43:58,636 --> 00:43:59,637 Again 392 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:05,893 Run 393 00:44:14,944 --> 00:44:16,528 My thunder palm really effective, right? 394 00:44:18,781 --> 00:44:20,240 A spirit is coming upon me 395 00:44:23,578 --> 00:44:27,415 I can use the thunder palm 396 00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:40,969 What's going on? 397 00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,848 Come all you gods 398 00:44:44,056 --> 00:44:45,724 Don't blame me for using the thunder palm 399 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:47,267 I don't dare to use it again 400 00:44:47,476 --> 00:44:50,061 I dare not use it again, I wouldn't 401 00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:09,373 Which fairy might you be? 402 00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:14,378 I'm using this fire cracker 403 00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:20,009 I think its the fairy showing his power 404 00:45:20,218 --> 00:45:21,260 So you have been helping me 405 00:45:22,595 --> 00:45:26,015 No...let go of me 406 00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:39,278 Eight...ten 407 00:45:40,112 --> 00:45:41,071 Ten 408 00:45:43,616 --> 00:45:44,283 What? 409 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,037 Isn't it 5 for 1 O cents? 410 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:52,416 Don't blame me, it's all your fault 411 00:45:54,961 --> 00:45:56,003 Thank you 412 00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:22,654 Your home is in this town? 413 00:46:24,824 --> 00:46:27,368 I don't have a home, my parents are dead 414 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:30,120 Mine too, I once had a teacher... 415 00:46:30,329 --> 00:46:32,622 who used to cheat people every which way 416 00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:33,999 Eventually he was caught 417 00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:37,794 People in town said you can call upon rain, 418 00:46:38,004 --> 00:46:39,839 ...and the knife can't harm you; is it all true? 419 00:46:40,548 --> 00:46:42,216 If you believe, then it's real 420 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:43,925 I mean, just like the thunder palm 421 00:46:44,135 --> 00:46:44,760 Damn you! 422 00:46:45,845 --> 00:46:48,264 These are all the techniques teacher used 423 00:46:48,514 --> 00:46:49,681 ...to cheat people 424 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:52,309 Look, I can pretend to be monkey god 425 00:47:29,347 --> 00:47:30,806 Monkey god 426 00:47:36,979 --> 00:47:38,063 Spare me 427 00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:39,731 Get lost 428 00:47:42,735 --> 00:47:43,485 Let's go 429 00:47:47,073 --> 00:47:47,948 It works 430 00:47:48,157 --> 00:47:48,740 Really? 431 00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:50,951 Well, it's all what me and my teacher lived on 432 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,911 There's still a lot more 433 00:47:53,329 --> 00:47:55,748 Going up the knife ladder, jumping into the fire 434 00:47:58,542 --> 00:48:00,502 This is known as the spiritual boxing 435 00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:03,672 There are many styles 436 00:48:04,507 --> 00:48:07,593 one can walk on fire and knife with bare feet 437 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,429 The kind of kung fu he uses... 438 00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:12,348 depends on which god comes upon him 439 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:15,350 Invincible and immune 440 00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:17,269 I... 441 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:21,273 I...met him once 442 00:48:22,608 --> 00:48:24,484 I really saw monkey god 443 00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:43,796 Really that great? 444 00:48:44,964 --> 00:48:46,548 He knows thunder palm 445 00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:48,300 Thunder palm? 446 00:48:53,514 --> 00:48:54,389 If what you say is real... 447 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:56,433 Everybody in town would believe it 448 00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:04,191 I think it is just a trick 449 00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:51,947 What are you laughing at? 450 00:49:52,823 --> 00:49:54,032 I don't know this at all 451 00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:56,451 If you help me... 452 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:59,829 just by the thunder palm people will believe... 453 00:50:00,039 --> 00:50:01,373 I've spirit upon me 454 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:05,377 I won't help you cheat 455 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:09,005 I have a thing or two to show people 456 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:10,549 I don't cheat for nothing 457 00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:12,468 One has to eat, right? 458 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:23,812 Don't blame me, it's all your fault 459 00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,148 You're weird 460 00:50:26,398 --> 00:50:27,273 Stop it 461 00:50:33,906 --> 00:50:38,406 Master Siu 462 00:50:48,921 --> 00:50:51,173 Master Siu 463 00:50:53,551 --> 00:50:56,637 Master Siu, please sit 464 00:50:57,346 --> 00:50:58,472 Excuse me 465 00:50:58,681 --> 00:51:00,265 Please sit... 466 00:51:00,474 --> 00:51:02,601 Sit here 467 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:07,147 Go away, who are you? 468 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:08,857 It's full here, go away... 469 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:11,526 Don't cross him 470 00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:17,700 Please sit... 471 00:51:19,034 --> 00:51:20,994 Sit 472 00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:26,333 Two bowls of thick meat noodles 473 00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:28,002 Yes... 474 00:51:28,252 --> 00:51:29,544 Why are you standing here? 475 00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:40,597 Master Siu 476 00:51:40,973 --> 00:51:41,932 Master Siu 477 00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:50,440 My master's house is haunted by ghosts... 478 00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:51,858 and would like to invite him for an exorcism 479 00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:53,318 I don't know if he would agree 480 00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:57,489 Let's invite him anyway 481 00:51:57,698 --> 00:51:58,490 Go... 482 00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:05,789 Master Siu 483 00:52:14,798 --> 00:52:16,841 Finish? Check please 484 00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:17,509 Coming 485 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:22,055 Master Siu, it's my treat 486 00:52:23,265 --> 00:52:24,516 It's always your treat 487 00:52:24,725 --> 00:52:27,769 Do I look like someone who eats for free? 488 00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:30,397 No 489 00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:32,107 Let me... 490 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:40,949 You two are good 491 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:42,492 Master Siu 492 00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:45,245 He works for the Lin family 493 00:52:45,454 --> 00:52:46,371 Yes 494 00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:49,666 We have a evil spirit in the backyard and... 495 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:52,335 my master's daughter has been sick for several months 496 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:55,463 So my master invites you to perform an exorcism 497 00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:57,507 I don't know how to do that 498 00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:00,635 You can invoke the spirits upon you 499 00:53:00,844 --> 00:53:02,428 ...and they can expel evil spirits, right'? 500 00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:03,221 Yes 501 00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:14,107 Our master says 502 00:53:14,316 --> 00:53:16,276 If you drive away the evil spirits 503 00:53:16,485 --> 00:53:18,695 ...you'll be rewarded handsomely 504 00:53:19,488 --> 00:53:21,031 So don't worry 505 00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:27,495 Come on. When the spirit is upon you, 506 00:53:27,746 --> 00:53:28,663 any evil spirits that see you... 507 00:53:28,872 --> 00:53:31,082 will flee! 508 00:53:32,334 --> 00:53:36,129 I'll go, I'm not afraid 509 00:53:37,297 --> 00:53:37,672 Go 510 00:53:37,923 --> 00:53:39,466 Please... 511 00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:41,926 This way please 512 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:47,474 This way please 513 00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:51,353 Master Siu, please 514 00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:01,655 Inside please 515 00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:16,127 Please 516 00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:31,642 This is the house haunted by ghost 517 00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,709 Ghost...how does it look like? 518 00:54:56,919 --> 00:54:58,211 Tell me 519 00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:01,130 Only Ah Jin saw it 520 00:55:01,381 --> 00:55:05,802 I...l don't dare tell 521 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,053 Why? 522 00:55:07,930 --> 00:55:10,766 We've been hearing strange noises 523 00:55:11,934 --> 00:55:14,186 Ever since being haunted, my daughter began feeling ill 524 00:55:14,394 --> 00:55:15,895 You must help me 525 00:55:18,941 --> 00:55:19,983 Don't worry 526 00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:23,653 I'll settle it 527 00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:26,239 Thanks... 528 00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:34,748 Thanks... 529 00:55:53,642 --> 00:55:57,937 How come I feel chilly in such hot weather! 530 00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:02,859 Go and get rid of the ghost 531 00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:09,908 Stop it, this is a valuable dress 532 00:56:11,618 --> 00:56:12,785 Where do you want to go? 533 00:56:13,161 --> 00:56:15,663 We'd better leave after this meal 534 00:56:16,498 --> 00:56:18,875 You're really good at cheating 535 00:56:19,084 --> 00:56:21,377 You are not any better 536 00:56:22,254 --> 00:56:23,380 You just eat and then leave 537 00:56:23,589 --> 00:56:25,465 ...without doing anything 538 00:56:25,674 --> 00:56:26,508 This is ridiculous 539 00:56:27,968 --> 00:56:30,095 Goddess and Bodhisattva 540 00:56:30,304 --> 00:56:33,390 You have the guts and are not afraid of ghosts 541 00:56:33,599 --> 00:56:35,475 I can't do it, you do it 542 00:56:35,809 --> 00:56:36,851 Watch me 543 00:56:37,102 --> 00:56:38,895 I despise liars 544 00:56:39,104 --> 00:56:40,980 they never keep their word 545 00:56:43,859 --> 00:56:45,443 These techniques are only used to scare people 546 00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:47,612 Others won't know but you should 547 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:49,322 Then you shouldn't cheat 548 00:56:49,531 --> 00:56:50,615 How can your stomach... 549 00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:53,117 Stop it 550 00:56:53,994 --> 00:56:57,497 Oh, I almost forgot; Let me tell you 551 00:56:57,706 --> 00:57:01,167 If the ghost really comes and takes advantage of you 552 00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:03,878 ...don't blame me 553 00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:10,260 Damn you! 554 01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:47,161 Look at you, you are frightened to death 555 01:01:50,081 --> 01:01:51,624 It's me, you are so frightened 556 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:53,709 You... 557 01:02:00,425 --> 01:02:01,342 What happened to you? 558 01:02:02,677 --> 01:02:03,636 You've got cramps? 559 01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:09,517 Ghost 560 01:02:11,394 --> 01:02:12,770 Ghost 561 01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:31,205 Jin Lian, run 562 01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:33,499 Wait 563 01:02:47,722 --> 01:02:48,723 Please help me 564 01:03:02,821 --> 01:03:04,072 It's you 565 01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:08,868 Jin Lian 566 01:03:10,829 --> 01:03:14,123 Jin Lian... 567 01:03:15,500 --> 01:03:17,043 Don't choke her to death 568 01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:33,222 Abbra cadabbra 569 01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:44,946 Show your powers 570 01:04:02,922 --> 01:04:04,340 Jung Kuei's here 571 01:04:15,310 --> 01:04:16,394 Alright... 572 01:04:16,603 --> 01:04:19,022 Now that Jung Kuei is here, we sure can nab the ghost 573 01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:20,397 Right... 574 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:53,515 Here 575 01:04:57,143 --> 01:04:58,769 I'm master, not a ghost 576 01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:04,984 You killed 87 people in your previous life 577 01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:09,735 And all these 87 spirits are here to get you 578 01:05:10,156 --> 01:05:12,241 ...and your daughter 579 01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:19,081 They want to destroy you 580 01:05:19,666 --> 01:05:22,877 Let me get them away 581 01:05:23,169 --> 01:05:23,836 Student 582 01:05:24,045 --> 01:05:24,920 Yes 583 01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:27,381 Prepare the sacred items 584 01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:28,341 Yes 585 01:05:59,914 --> 01:06:01,916 Master... 586 01:06:07,589 --> 01:06:11,634 Did you hear the ghosts screaming? 587 01:06:24,647 --> 01:06:25,648 What are you doing? 588 01:06:26,357 --> 01:06:29,526 I'm putting 87 nails on you 589 01:06:29,736 --> 01:06:32,113 ...to draw out all those 87 spirits 590 01:06:32,447 --> 01:06:33,906 Master Siu 591 01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:35,366 I am Jung Kuei 592 01:06:35,575 --> 01:06:40,075 Oh Master Jung, if you put these 87 nails through me 593 01:06:40,914 --> 01:06:42,040 ...I would certainly be killed! 594 01:06:42,749 --> 01:06:46,419 Isn't it worth sacrificing your own life 595 01:06:46,628 --> 01:06:49,631 ...for the sake of your family 596 01:06:53,134 --> 01:06:55,719 Master Jung, is there any other alternative? 597 01:06:55,929 --> 01:06:57,347 Please, please, please... 598 01:06:57,555 --> 01:06:59,557 don't put nails through me, I'll do anything 599 01:07:02,852 --> 01:07:06,272 Then... 600 01:07:11,319 --> 01:07:12,945 you will have to find a replacement 601 01:07:15,490 --> 01:07:16,949 Whoever is willing to be my replacement 602 01:07:17,283 --> 01:07:19,702 ...I'll pay him well 603 01:07:30,755 --> 01:07:32,047 Why are you hitting me? 604 01:07:32,257 --> 01:07:33,800 You bastard 605 01:07:34,592 --> 01:07:38,762 Why come bother me when Priest Chuen Yang is here? 606 01:07:43,351 --> 01:07:44,518 Priest Chuen Yang? 607 01:07:49,357 --> 01:07:52,234 Brother Lui, how are you? 608 01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:59,488 A pity...once in the secular world, my power vanishes 609 01:08:00,577 --> 01:08:05,077 Lin, it's Lui Tungbin from heaven 610 01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:06,916 Don't you know that? 611 01:08:11,212 --> 01:08:14,215 He's my nephew 612 01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:17,176 He's poor and has come to me 613 01:08:17,385 --> 01:08:18,886 and wants to marry my daughter, too 614 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:22,556 How do you know? 615 01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:25,142 Let me grant you the spiritual eye 616 01:08:25,351 --> 01:08:28,687 Then you can see the holy fire above his head 617 01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:37,196 Do you see it? 618 01:08:43,786 --> 01:08:45,829 Do you see it? 619 01:08:57,508 --> 01:09:00,469 I don't cheat 620 01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:02,304 You've asked me to come all the way 621 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,682 You'd better pay the host of the ceremony well 622 01:09:04,891 --> 01:09:05,766 Yes 623 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,812 The 87 spirits? 624 01:09:10,229 --> 01:09:13,690 If Priest Chuen Yang agrees... 625 01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:15,818 ask him to be your son-in-law; 626 01:09:16,027 --> 01:09:18,487 And grant peace to your whole family 627 01:09:18,738 --> 01:09:23,238 Otherwise, there's only one way 628 01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:29,040 Wait, I'll go ask him 629 01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:02,949 Look 630 01:10:04,951 --> 01:10:05,743 Ten 631 01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:13,584 Look 632 01:10:16,254 --> 01:10:17,129 Ten dollars 633 01:10:17,964 --> 01:10:19,340 I won't earn that much... 634 01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:21,342 working for Master Lin even for a year 635 01:10:23,261 --> 01:10:25,096 What's so good about it? 636 01:10:27,473 --> 01:10:30,893 Student, you have a part in this too 637 01:10:32,353 --> 01:10:33,312 Who is your student? 638 01:10:33,813 --> 01:10:35,314 I sympathize with Miss Lin 639 01:10:35,523 --> 01:10:36,899 ...and want them to get married 640 01:10:37,316 --> 01:10:38,525 What's the difference? 641 01:10:38,735 --> 01:10:40,194 You've become a match-maker 642 01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:41,946 ...and I've got my money 643 01:10:51,038 --> 01:10:54,124 Come on, let's go get some... 644 01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:55,292 new clothes 645 01:10:56,461 --> 01:10:58,004 I couldn't be bothered 646 01:11:07,388 --> 01:11:09,473 Jin, Peony must be very happy 647 01:11:09,891 --> 01:11:11,434 Brother, I'm really grateful 648 01:11:11,976 --> 01:11:12,726 I give this back to you 649 01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:19,441 Go 650 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:21,694 Don't follow me 651 01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:23,111 Whoever can find Jin Lian 652 01:11:23,321 --> 01:11:25,656 I'll treat him for a meal, let's go... 653 01:11:25,865 --> 01:11:27,491 Go find Jin Lian 654 01:11:31,078 --> 01:11:33,497 It's too expensive, I don't want it 655 01:11:33,706 --> 01:11:34,289 Alright 656 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:45,301 Go... 657 01:11:45,593 --> 01:11:49,221 Hurry, go... 658 01:11:50,515 --> 01:11:51,682 What happened to these people? 659 01:11:51,891 --> 01:11:54,476 Master Siu, don't get involved 660 01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:57,271 I can call up the gods 661 01:11:57,480 --> 01:11:58,147 why can't I get involved? 662 01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:02,401 True, but the poor are afraid of evil people 663 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:06,113 Damn it, whatever you owe must be paid back 664 01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:08,782 You simply can't owe the money for so long, go 665 01:12:09,784 --> 01:12:12,369 Go. Quick 666 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:18,417 What happened? 667 01:12:19,502 --> 01:12:20,461 Master Siu, it's you? 668 01:12:21,921 --> 01:12:24,465 Aren't they human beings? 669 01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:25,841 You don't treat them like human beings 670 01:12:26,634 --> 01:12:28,469 Master, you don't know 671 01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:30,930 These penniless loafers owe our master money 672 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:32,556 They must pay back immediately 673 01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:40,272 I can see that they don't have the money 674 01:12:40,648 --> 01:12:42,650 What's the point of... 675 01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:43,776 taking them to Master Liou? 676 01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:48,072 True, but I've got to take them back... 677 01:12:48,281 --> 01:12:49,448 to finish my job 678 01:12:53,578 --> 01:12:55,079 Go 679 01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:57,581 Go, hurry 680 01:12:58,666 --> 01:13:02,544 Go... 681 01:13:06,048 --> 01:13:06,882 It's him 682 01:13:07,091 --> 01:13:08,967 Master, I'll definitely return the money to you 683 01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:11,845 ...when I've reaped my harvest 684 01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:14,639 I definitely will return it to you 685 01:13:15,975 --> 01:13:19,019 Bullshit...I've heard that for many times 686 01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:21,564 Come on, hand over the deed now 687 01:13:21,772 --> 01:13:24,316 I'm taking your land for what you owe me 688 01:13:24,525 --> 01:13:26,443 I've actually done you a favour 689 01:13:27,653 --> 01:13:29,196 I borrowed three dollars from you 690 01:13:29,405 --> 01:13:30,572 and you want to rob me of my land? 691 01:13:30,781 --> 01:13:32,115 You are ruthless 692 01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:33,992 Three dollars? 693 01:13:38,289 --> 01:13:41,834 Principal plus interest, how much should that be? 694 01:13:43,336 --> 01:13:44,712 Eighteen 695 01:13:49,091 --> 01:13:52,677 Isn't enough. Aren't you going to hand over the deed? 696 01:13:53,638 --> 01:13:54,430 Well? 697 01:13:59,894 --> 01:14:01,770 Hand it over 698 01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:07,860 Stand there 699 01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:24,793 Wait 700 01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:30,382 Who are you? 701 01:14:41,102 --> 01:14:41,936 Attack 702 01:15:02,957 --> 01:15:05,125 I'm Guan Yunjang 703 01:15:05,459 --> 01:15:06,585 Guan Yunjang? 704 01:15:12,341 --> 01:15:14,134 I fight for justice 705 01:15:14,343 --> 01:15:18,843 I'm here because of your immoral deeds 706 01:15:32,945 --> 01:15:33,570 Damn it 707 01:15:48,002 --> 01:15:49,253 Come 708 01:15:53,466 --> 01:15:55,551 Come 709 01:16:13,944 --> 01:16:16,363 Thanks... 710 01:16:38,219 --> 01:16:39,762 Monkey god 711 01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:50,564 This burning spade...does it work? 712 01:18:14,398 --> 01:18:17,192 He eats it 713 01:18:52,853 --> 01:18:54,312 Liou Deruei 714 01:18:54,521 --> 01:18:57,649 I'll destroy you and your family if you sin again 715 01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:02,237 And burn down your home with fire from heaven 716 01:19:04,573 --> 01:19:05,740 Aren't you going to release them? 717 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:08,243 Yes... 718 01:20:08,554 --> 01:20:11,431 Stop joking 719 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:12,349 I do this... 720 01:20:12,599 --> 01:20:13,850 for the sake of saving peoples' lives 721 01:20:23,402 --> 01:20:24,736 It's good that I can still walk 722 01:20:25,070 --> 01:20:26,488 otherwise, I'll become Cripple Li 723 01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:31,118 Alright...I'll go with you to see a doctor 724 01:20:31,535 --> 01:20:33,828 I can do magic 725 01:20:34,038 --> 01:20:35,414 why do I need a doctor? 726 01:20:36,790 --> 01:20:37,999 Alright, then you hang on 727 01:20:41,295 --> 01:20:45,340 Master Siu...over there 728 01:20:45,549 --> 01:20:46,383 Excuse us 729 01:20:46,967 --> 01:20:51,467 Master Siu 730 01:20:52,056 --> 01:20:53,307 We've brought some gifts to... 731 01:20:53,515 --> 01:20:55,850 thank Guan Yunjang and the monkey god 732 01:20:56,060 --> 01:20:56,810 ...for saving us 733 01:20:57,019 --> 01:20:57,978 Right... 734 01:20:58,187 --> 01:21:02,687 Put them down 735 01:21:11,075 --> 01:21:13,494 Does Liou Deruei give you any trouble? 736 01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:14,411 No 737 01:21:14,661 --> 01:21:16,287 If we have good harvest this autumn 738 01:21:16,497 --> 01:21:18,665 ...we can pay him back 739 01:21:19,583 --> 01:21:21,501 Please accept these gifts 740 01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:27,757 Student 741 01:21:30,177 --> 01:21:31,011 Take it 742 01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:35,098 You can go back 743 01:21:35,307 --> 01:21:37,517 Thanks for all the trouble... you undertook 744 01:21:42,898 --> 01:21:43,815 Stop it 745 01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:01,874 Dragon King of the Eastern Sea is here 746 01:22:03,961 --> 01:22:06,338 You know that those people in town 747 01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:08,965 ...want me to teach them kung fu 748 01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:11,593 I'm so tired... 749 01:22:13,220 --> 01:22:14,221 can't you let me have a good sleep? 750 01:22:16,723 --> 01:22:18,725 It's that kung fu you teach which causes problems 751 01:22:19,226 --> 01:22:20,310 What? 752 01:22:20,519 --> 01:22:23,230 Those people fought with Liou's followers 753 01:22:24,314 --> 01:22:25,189 They fought? 754 01:22:25,649 --> 01:22:27,150 They will be in trouble 755 01:22:27,359 --> 01:22:28,109 Go and see what happened 756 01:23:04,938 --> 01:23:06,105 You want to create trouble? 757 01:23:09,651 --> 01:23:10,943 Beat them up 758 01:23:20,746 --> 01:23:21,496 Fight 759 01:23:34,092 --> 01:23:35,051 Teacher is here 760 01:24:16,218 --> 01:24:18,845 Look, my kung fu is good 761 01:24:19,429 --> 01:24:21,013 Teacher once told me that... 762 01:24:21,223 --> 01:24:24,476 all the kung fu he taught me is genuine 763 01:24:45,706 --> 01:24:46,623 Go 764 01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:51,836 Go... 765 01:24:52,754 --> 01:24:54,464 Quick...go 766 01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:22,158 Master Shum, Master Mu 767 01:25:22,367 --> 01:25:23,785 No need to be formal, let's go in 768 01:25:24,202 --> 01:25:25,036 Please 769 01:25:27,289 --> 01:25:29,332 We haven't seen... 770 01:25:30,667 --> 01:25:32,543 each other for so many years 771 01:25:32,753 --> 01:25:33,837 What brings you here... 772 01:25:34,046 --> 01:25:35,714 Brother, don't make fun of me 773 01:25:36,089 --> 01:25:38,382 I've failed recently in a business deal 774 01:25:38,592 --> 01:25:40,885 and am in trouble, so... 775 01:25:42,137 --> 01:25:44,472 Don't worry 776 01:25:44,681 --> 01:25:48,142 you are safe in this place 777 01:25:50,687 --> 01:25:52,355 Drink... 778 01:25:57,277 --> 01:25:58,736 Have some food 779 01:25:58,945 --> 01:25:59,737 Help yourself 780 01:26:18,924 --> 01:26:21,426 You look worried 781 01:26:22,803 --> 01:26:25,013 It used to be a trivial matter 782 01:26:25,263 --> 01:26:28,266 No one has ever dared to oppose me before 783 01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:31,436 But now it's different 784 01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:35,356 Recently there's a kid 785 01:26:36,274 --> 01:26:37,108 A kid? 786 01:26:40,487 --> 01:26:41,571 He practises spiritual boxing 787 01:26:41,780 --> 01:26:43,239 Everyone in town treats him... 788 01:26:43,490 --> 01:26:45,200 like god 789 01:26:53,583 --> 01:26:54,375 stop 790 01:27:17,607 --> 01:27:18,524 Hit it yourself 791 01:27:23,572 --> 01:27:24,239 stop 792 01:27:25,615 --> 01:27:26,324 Come and have a look 793 01:27:29,536 --> 01:27:30,286 Look 794 01:28:31,515 --> 01:28:34,476 With this medicine, you won't get burnt easily 795 01:28:36,853 --> 01:28:39,397 The special charcoal has been prepared 796 01:28:40,732 --> 01:28:42,984 If you've courage to put it in your mouth, the fire... 797 01:28:43,193 --> 01:28:45,653 deplete of any oxygen in the mouth will soon extinguish 798 01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:51,242 This bastard 799 01:28:52,494 --> 01:28:53,912 I must teach him a lesson 800 01:29:12,472 --> 01:29:13,681 Sit down 801 01:29:36,371 --> 01:29:38,122 Leave�. 802 01:29:47,674 --> 01:29:51,260 Guan Yunjang is here; who dares to act unruly? 803 01:30:09,863 --> 01:30:13,366 You are bluffing 804 01:30:22,667 --> 01:30:25,586 You...you be careful, I'm Guan Yunjang 805 01:30:40,477 --> 01:30:42,729 I am Guan Yunjang, how dare you? 806 01:30:42,938 --> 01:30:43,563 Me 807 01:31:01,122 --> 01:31:03,582 I am the monkey god 808 01:31:07,253 --> 01:31:08,212 Teacher 809 01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:31,361 Look, this is the monkey god 810 01:31:57,679 --> 01:31:58,721 What is that? 811 01:31:58,930 --> 01:32:00,598 I'm Lin Daiyu 812 01:32:00,807 --> 01:32:03,017 Then I'll be Ja Boyu? 813 01:32:12,277 --> 01:32:13,361 Don't touch my valuable dress 814 01:32:13,570 --> 01:32:14,696 I'm the Dragon King of the Eastern Sea 815 01:32:14,904 --> 01:32:16,155 What dress is it? 816 01:32:20,118 --> 01:32:21,077 Dragon King of the Eastern Sea? 817 01:32:21,536 --> 01:32:23,746 I say you look like a bastard 818 01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:27,959 Get up 819 01:32:29,711 --> 01:32:30,670 Take him away 820 01:32:33,131 --> 01:32:34,090 Duck out 821 01:32:37,052 --> 01:32:39,637 Follow him... 822 01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:45,559 Huff)' 823 01:32:52,734 --> 01:32:54,819 Teacher, Siu Chien is here 824 01:32:55,445 --> 01:32:57,280 Don't run 825 01:32:57,489 --> 01:32:58,573 Siu Chien 826 01:32:59,449 --> 01:33:01,325 Don't let him get away 827 01:33:01,993 --> 01:33:02,743 It's them 828 01:33:03,536 --> 01:33:07,206 Chase him... 829 01:33:15,048 --> 01:33:16,257 Master Siu, what is it? 830 01:33:16,466 --> 01:33:18,217 It's bad, Zijin is upon me 831 01:33:18,593 --> 01:33:19,552 What's the matter? 832 01:33:21,554 --> 01:33:23,013 Liou is here again. C'mon, fight 833 01:33:40,740 --> 01:33:42,742 Don't let him run away, I'm here 834 01:33:42,951 --> 01:33:43,785 Good 835 01:33:47,747 --> 01:33:48,456 Why don't you run? 836 01:33:48,665 --> 01:33:49,957 They all fight for you, how can you flee? 837 01:33:50,208 --> 01:33:50,958 I have to 838 01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:55,087 if you continue to be like this, I'll just ignore you 839 01:33:55,296 --> 01:33:55,921 You know nothing 840 01:33:56,131 --> 01:33:57,423 The two fellows who are with Liou 841 01:33:57,632 --> 01:33:58,674 ...are robbers who kill 842 01:33:58,883 --> 01:34:00,801 My teacher saw them committing crimes 843 01:34:06,141 --> 01:34:07,058 Run 844 01:34:55,815 --> 01:34:56,732 Let's get away 845 01:36:22,235 --> 01:36:25,071 Heart and god conceal soul of each lurking spirit 846 01:36:25,280 --> 01:36:26,447 ...in matter critical as decreed 847 01:36:26,948 --> 01:36:27,823 Teacher 848 01:36:30,159 --> 01:36:31,743 So it's you! 849 01:36:34,080 --> 01:36:36,082 Brothers, nice meeting you 850 01:36:36,291 --> 01:36:39,711 Your student is good 851 01:36:42,255 --> 01:36:43,214 Not that good 852 01:36:43,423 --> 01:36:45,883 That's why I've invited you to teach him 853 01:36:47,176 --> 01:36:48,468 Teacher, you... 854 01:36:48,678 --> 01:36:49,303 Good 855 01:36:55,143 --> 01:36:57,520 God of the snake 856 01:37:36,517 --> 01:37:37,559 Good 857 01:37:54,535 --> 01:37:55,702 Crow nail 858 01:38:01,793 --> 01:38:03,419 God of the leopard 859 01:38:18,684 --> 01:38:19,601 Right 860 01:38:38,579 --> 01:38:39,746 God of the tiger 861 01:39:01,227 --> 01:39:02,478 God of the crane 862 01:39:26,878 --> 01:39:28,546 You've forgotten the god of dragon 863 01:39:40,266 --> 01:39:41,475 God of gold 864 01:39:47,064 --> 01:39:48,190 God of water 865 01:39:53,029 --> 01:39:54,155 God of fire 866 01:39:59,869 --> 01:40:01,245 God of wood 867 01:40:15,843 --> 01:40:16,885 God of earth 868 01:40:26,604 --> 01:40:27,688 Huff)' 869 01:40:43,871 --> 01:40:45,038 They are all there 870 01:40:45,248 --> 01:40:46,457 Go 871 01:40:49,085 --> 01:40:50,836 Don't move 872 01:41:02,306 --> 01:41:02,973 Over there 873 01:41:03,182 --> 01:41:05,225 Right, well fought 874 01:41:10,731 --> 01:41:11,523 Corning? 875 01:41:12,775 --> 01:41:13,984 Don't move 876 01:41:17,154 --> 01:41:18,321 Stand still 877 01:41:29,292 --> 01:41:30,751 Still remember? 878 01:41:31,210 --> 01:41:32,628 Wow, a noodle treat as well! 879 01:41:37,717 --> 01:41:40,761 Don't be afraid 880 01:41:40,970 --> 01:41:44,348 They are guards from the county 881 01:41:44,557 --> 01:41:46,433 I know, they want to catch me too 882 01:41:47,059 --> 01:41:48,018 Who wants to catch you? 883 01:41:48,227 --> 01:41:50,312 Your teacher saw these 2 robbers committing crime 884 01:41:50,521 --> 01:41:52,856 that's why they want you for questioning 885 01:42:02,742 --> 01:42:03,868 Teacher 886 01:42:04,368 --> 01:42:05,160 Take them away 887 01:42:05,369 --> 01:42:07,120 Yes...go 888 01:42:10,416 --> 01:42:14,916 Go...hurry 889 01:42:35,316 --> 01:42:37,484 Miss, the road is wide enough 890 01:42:37,735 --> 01:42:38,902 I'm down in luck 891 01:42:40,863 --> 01:42:42,322 What do you mean? 892 01:42:43,282 --> 01:42:44,866 My teacher's been summoned by Li Taibai 893 01:42:45,534 --> 01:42:46,826 ...and I don't want to cheat anymore 894 01:42:47,036 --> 01:42:49,913 In my pocket...l have no money 895 01:42:50,873 --> 01:42:53,083 Had a good friend once; she's gone as well 896 01:42:55,419 --> 01:42:56,795 Hey, I haven't gone 897 01:42:58,589 --> 01:43:01,258 You...Jin Lian!